Exam Week

Exam week ! Exam week !Time to see who’s brave or meek !If you studied you’ll do real well;And if you didn’t your life will be a living hell.Study those phrases! Learn those verbs!Remember the make up of those garden herbs.Dot those I’s! Cross those T’s!What did you learn about the birds and the bees?Be … Read more

Insignificant

I feel insignificant to the rest of the earth;It wouldn’t have mattered if I would have died at birth.During my life I haven’t changed a thing;My voice keeps cracking, I can’t even sing.I feel insignificant, no greatness have I achieved;I’ve had no real sorrow in my life and have never really grieved.I think that I … Read more

The Doctor’s Office

You walk in the office and sit right down;You take a magazine without a sound.You hear screams of terror and pain from within;And the seat that you have chosen smells worse than sin.The nurse comes out with a evil grin;You wonder to yourself “Where the heck has she been?”She sadistically growls “You’re next.”So you follow … Read more

Pedal Pushers: Part Two

I wrote this story back the early 90’s. I had read an article in the Chicago magazine, describing a bicycle trip from Chicago to Milwaukee. I was just about to turn 40, and inspired by that article, I convinced my son Jeremy (about 14 years old at the time,) and my younger brother Jim and … Read more

Things My Father Built

It turns out that Ray did indeed build the trebuchet on his own. But the story is still interesting. Many years ago, my grandson Andrew and I were making a snap-together plastic airplane model. He was about 5 years old, and he had already become quite good building them. Good enough to build them himself. … Read more