The Doctor’s Office

You walk in the office and sit right down;You take a magazine without a sound.You hear screams of terror and pain from within;And the seat that you have chosen smells worse than sin.The nurse comes out with a evil grin;You wonder to yourself “Where the heck has she been?”She sadistically growls “You’re next.”So you follow … Read more

Compulsive Pencil Sharpener

I think I’ve turned into a compulsive pencil sharpener;I have an Uncle Ed, He’s a carpenter.Sharpening pencils has to be done;I think it’s an obsession; It’s no longer Fun.Sharpening pencils is my way of life;If I can’t sharpen pencils, I sharpen a knife.I get up from my seat to sharpen the lead;I dream of sharpening … Read more

The Easter Bunny

Once there was a rabbit; Who had a nasty habit. Said I to he, “What can this nasty habit be?” Said he to me, “Stick around, you’ll see.” And with that he started to dance, And he started to run and he started to prance; And then on my shoe he did sit. Then he … Read more

A Blossom

Out on the waterNothing around;A blossom floats awaywithout a sound. On through the day,On through the night;A Blossom floats away,way out of sight. Now comes a storm,It comes so strong;It blows the blossomright along. The storm was fierce,The waves were tall;But the little blossom,survived it all. BY: Matt Vrtis

Pressure

Pressure is something you shouldn’t fear.Don’t let it get to you.Don’t shed a tear.Pressure. Pressure.That’s and awful word.It’s one word that shouldn’t be heard.Pressure. Pressure.Is something you feel.Like the night before exams as you eat your last meal.Pressure. Pressure.Don’t let it get to you.‘Cause when it does, you know you’re through.Pressure is somewhat like a … Read more